borderlands song that parodies rockstar by nickelback hope you like it
I’m through
finding hints to a vault I’m never gonna see
It should
leave foot prints so I can find it easily
Pandora
isn’t what I expected it to be
I want to
buy a new car and a bunch of guns
Drive
through the planet and have lots of fun
Plus a
grenade to destroy 10 not including me
I need a mag
with no limit
And a bad
ass team just to fit it
Find and fix
a claptrap to upgrade my inventory
Go to the
cliff and get an achievement
just for
staring I can’t believe it
Just listen
to handsome jack it’s that easy.
I’m gonna
trade this life for fortune and fame, find the vault in my name
Cause we all
want to be big vault hunters
Keep on
cutting since my blade doesn’t get blunter
I don’t know
what loot I should keep
I’ll hunt at
all hours since I don’t sleep
Hang out in
the coolest bars
Showing off
my biggest scars
Use my
special psychic powers
And watch as
bandits all go cower
Hey hey I
wanna be a vault hunter
Hey hey I
wanna be a vault hunter
I want to be
great like the four without spoiling
Hope online
I don’t see any trolling
Be so
amazing that the enemies run from me
Gonna save
my ass with the latest shotgun
Gonna play
till the game is all done
And be
loaded with stacks of money
I’m gonna
trade this life for fortune and fame
Find the
vault in my name
Cause we all
want to be big vault hunters
And I can
summon my robot gunner
Gonna have
to wait for the cool down time
Wanted by
jack for some unknown crime
Hang out in
the coolest bars
Showing off
my biggest scars
Be the tank
and take the damage
When this is
over I’ll need a bandage
Sneak around
in the stealth suit
Kill them
before they can see who
Pick people
to finish siren style
And drop
them in the body pile
I’m gonna
join every fight and gain xp
And level up
to upgrade my skill tree
As a friend
you can tag along
I’ll shoot
everyday so I don’t aim wrong
